Scent is sweet coconut. Not off-putting. Bit the taste is instant diabetes. My heart hurts.
A little too sweet but at least the mouthfeel isn’t syrupy. It’s simplistic but still drinkable, but I don’t think you could easily do more than a taster.
Very balanced hefe, banana, clove, a little dark on the finish but it’s clean.
Exemplary of the style, I think, makes me think of a really dark pretzel that someone turned into a beer.
Wow. Like a sweet fruit seltzer. I guess it's sour, big in all the wrong ways. I don't strictly mind it, bit I don't think I'd pay for it again.
Flavorful, cloudy pale. Primarily pineapple in flavor, especially in the aftertaste.
This is actually a really good example of a hefeweizen. Notes of coriander with a subtle backbone of banana. This is really good.
This is fascinating. Vanilla forward. But a nice base of earthy coffee grounds. Nothing bad. Honestly, I'm impressed. It gets a little musky as I get down the drink.
I mean, if I wanted to drink cranberry juice, I'd buy cranberry juice.
Extremely sour, puckeringly tart in a fruit concentrate sense. Honest blackberry flavor but this is only for those who dig this level of sour.
This is both very English and very mild. If I were in an English pub I'd be happy drinking this the rest of the night.
Sweet, coffee, a bit earthy, as coffee blondes tend to go. Quite vanilla-forward.
Kind of a light IPA. Maybe a tiny bit of citrus/tropical fruit. It's fine, I suppose.
Has the corn syrup sweetness of a lot of American light lagers but more assertive. A little bit of wet bay character too. It’s decent but not as clean or crisp as you might look for in a lager.
Banana-forward, light pepper. Starts sweet with a darker finish.
A pungent pale ale—heavy on the essential oils but remains light-bodied. Lemon-pine, lightly sweet. Bitter finish.
This is just an easy, normal American beer. I feel bad about that low rating. If I were out at a BBQ, this would be awesome to drink a bunch of.
Maybe pineapple and pepper? I don't find it all that bitter. I'm happy to steal Mike's pour.
This was fascinating, because I've never had a totally flat net that wasn't terrible. I can acknowledge the tropical fruit mentioned in the blurb. Seems fine, but the flatness is just . . . wow b
Peppery, bitter, overtones of sweet pith. It’s so bitter that it Is getting in the way of drinkability for me.
Very banana! It smells good, but the flavor is very banana. Did I mention banana? I don't mind this at all.
Flat, as you’d expect… more citrus-pine than I expected but good flavors… but I still think I’d prefer carbonation.
This is no Czech Pills!!! So much sweetness! So much amber flavor! But it's not brackish. It's more like a marzen, honestly. Bit, for all that, not bad.
Nice, light coffee and caramel flavors with a soft, cola-like finish. None of the pungency there Gravitace had.
Surprisingly sweet and almost tart, this doesn’t at all make me think Czech Pilsner. The smell reminds me of a dry erase marker, which tells me that the hop oils are really kind of overwhelming here.
Like the big brother of the Lil Boots, a little less pointed but more sophisticated.
This is a lot. Burnt sugar up front, syrupy, with a bitter finish that makes me think I’m licking the barrel staves. The third barrel aged beer in a row on this trip that I’ve been unable to finish.
Still don't feel like there's much going on here. I guess it works as a pallet cleanser.
Sweet with almost overwhelming cherry flavor. But it doesn't have the horrible backbone of other barrel aged beers. I couldn't drink a lot of this, but it's not terrible.
Oddly, the visual impression is more like a European dark. It looks a bit like a soda through the edge. As Mike says, "it tastes like it should be a lot more opaque than it is".
This does taste like a New England IPA, but with muted bitterness.
Distinctly different from the Lil Boots: sweeter, orange only comes in at the end, but bright and sunny. Enjoyable.
Still citrus sour with a strong bitter backbone. I still think it's pretty good.
Lemon forward, tangerine, cleaner, crisper fruit finish than I’d usually expect from a hazy. Quite nice.
Very light, on the watery side of th me line. But you could easily imagine crushing several of these if you were out in the sunlight.
2026. Sweet hoppy lager, candied citrus peel overtones, but otherwise very clean.
Not for me. So many things going on. Not one of them good. Like a clown car of flavors!
Not as juicy as other times, but still good for a drink.
Way too much, and doesn’t evoke S’mores. It’s thick, molassessy, sweet. Almost exactly like drinking a Fig Newton.
It's fine. There's really not any interesting flavor in this one. Oh well.
This was good. I'd have absolutely no problem drinking all night long.
Does not seem to correspond to the description I gave the original. Banana, light spice, pretty assertive bitterness, a little bit of funk. Nice.