I mean, we were on a boat. Your argument is invalid.

Pleasant American Hefe with a tangy yeast profile. Possibly gone stale; I wouldn't know. A bit of a sharp tang at the beginning and end, like lemon juice, gives it some character, although the flavor other than that is fairly straightforward.

Scent of orange zest Hints of citrus with a mild bitterness.

Smooth, hints of orange and a wheaty finish