I don't know what this was supposed to be but I'm pretty sure Lager is not a part of it. Starts like a coffee stout and then dissipates to nothingness. The finish was just a complete absence of anything, except maybe a faint rustling of ghost biscuits in the air.

Watery taste. Bitterness in the end that quickly comes and goes and a metallic presence.

Lies. This is not a lager.