Has the corn syrup sweetness of a lot of American light lagers but more assertive. A little bit of wet bay character too. It’s decent but not as clean or crisp as you might look for in a lager.

Banana-forward, light pepper. Starts sweet with a darker finish.

A pungent pale ale—heavy on the essential oils but remains light-bodied. Lemon-pine, lightly sweet. Bitter finish.

I dunno. Bitter. Almost brackish. Meh.

This is just an easy, normal American beer. I feel bad about that low rating. If I were out at a BBQ, this would be awesome to drink a bunch of.

Maybe pineapple and pepper? I don't find it all that bitter. I'm happy to steal Mike's pour.

This was fascinating, because I've never had a totally flat net that wasn't terrible. I can acknowledge the tropical fruit mentioned in the blurb. Seems fine, but the flatness is just . . . wow b

Peppery, bitter, overtones of sweet pith. It’s so bitter that it Is getting in the way of drinkability for me.

Very banana! It smells good, but the flavor is very banana. Did I mention banana? I don't mind this at all.

Flat, as you’d expect… more citrus-pine than I expected but good flavors… but I still think I’d prefer carbonation.

This is no Czech Pills!!! So much sweetness! So much amber flavor! But it's not brackish. It's more like a marzen, honestly. Bit, for all that, not bad.

Nice, light coffee and caramel flavors with a soft, cola-like finish. None of the pungency there Gravitace had.

Surprisingly sweet and almost tart, this doesn’t at all make me think Czech Pilsner. The smell reminds me of a dry erase marker, which tells me that the hop oils are really kind of overwhelming here.

Dark. Not very sweet. A little bitter. I dunno.

Fruity, but not sour. Definitely a wheat ale with blueberry; pie-like. Bit of a citric dryness underneath. Maybe there’s lactose?