Grape-like. Medium thick, but not resinous at all. Doesn't hit you in the face like an "imperial," this is very drinkable.

Least favorite of the bunch. Mildly tart with hints of cocoa, but mostly just kind of blandly "creamy." Like most golden stouts, sits in kind of an uncanny valley.

Really have to squint to tell its strong, faintly fruity, but more like a fizzy liqueur but ends with a sweet corn syrup type of smoothness.

Not tart, vanilla sheen like a creamsicle. Lightly tart at the end. Maybe a little too sweet.

Dry throughout, cereal finish, doesn't taste like an IPA at all. Is there a hint of coffee here?

Brett like? A little spicy. Dry like a saison.