Pineapple spritzer mixed with cream ale. I'll take it.

Smells like eggnog. Tastes like an eggnog candle. Next.

Interesting to get a raspberry beer that is decidedly not sour, but still has that mild, funk-salt finish on the lips.

Pretty much like a light hefe mixed with pineapple juice - a less-sweet-than-usual radler is a good description. Opens with some mellow cereal notes, maybe a little banana, but ends with a dry pineapple flavor that gets a little too tacky in the back of the mouth (much like actual pineapple juice). Maybe in the sun this would be more appealing.

Kicks you in the face with chili, chocolate, cinnamon. Overtly sweet. Not subtle at all, which is fine in small doses, but hard to imagine a full glass of this.