Kind of like if someone made a shandy with the lightest strawberry milkshake; creamy, light, but with a kind of dry, yeasty, almost sour finish that might even have been annoying in a different beer. I liked this one though!
Juicy, grapefruit citrus, with bright flavor but a particularly acrid follow-through. I can't quite place it but it reminds me of modeling cement?? Not good.
Lime, clove, hops, funk. It's lightly tart. Something about the whole thing just doesn't come together; I didn't feel any enthusiasm about finishing this glass.
Coconut blends in with the nitro blandness a little too well, and the rest is just... burnt-tasting. It takes a lot for me to dis a coconut beer, and this one's got a lot.
Sweet, but weird, one note persistent sweet. It blends into the alcohol but more in a wine cooler kind of way. I never did like wine coolers. Kind of gross.
Strange, candy-like perfume fragrance that is floral, but not explicitly identifiable as jasmine (I thought). Nice, neutral tasting sweet wheat-funk Hefe, with just a bit of candy / bubblegum on top with that florality in addition. I thought this was really pleasant.