Very light in flavor, although not what I would call watery... Just light. A tiny bit sweet but not in the cloying, watered-down corn syrup style of a Coors or Bud Light. (12 oz can)

Pretty much a Heineken. In a can. And I was just blossoming into a full-blown cold.

Shanghaineken!

Somehow this is the first non-skunked Heineken I've ever had, and it was actually... okay? Crisp, grassy hop flavor with a finish on the slightly sweet, bready side. Not watery, exactly, but thin. Shocked to find I enjoyed it.