I taste: raisins, vanilla, slight smoke. I knew with a description this insane, I wouldn't taste everything, but I only tasted the worst possible options. About what I expect from Omnipollo, really.

Not bad, lightly sour with a generic citrus flavor. Not getting distinct quinine or lactose notes other than a kind of weird minerality to the finish. It was a little off, but it was really the boringness that leaves me not wanting more.

Obviously this was bad.

This was... really weird, but also really interesting. The strawberry was definitely there in the smell, maybe almost fake strawberry-like. There was definitely a lactic finish to the beer, adding a bit of milky funk that was unexpected in what is otherwise a typical strong IPA. Jury's out, but overall this comes out a thumbs up.

Bad sign when the bottle states "artificial flavors" right off the bat. A properly sweet, corn syrupy smell seems promising but the thin stout flavor and kind of chemically, scratch & sniff sticker sweetness are off-putting. This might be the first pecan-based beer that I didn't enjoy.

Resin city. I shouldn't have been surprised. Choice between Barley Brown and this, Barley Brown wins. Same flavors carried out to different extremes.

Lots of pine and orange citrus in a cloudy, almost mimosa-like drink. Barely bitter on the finish to start, but it did build up over time. There's a lot to like, but it was maybe just a touch too syrupy to ever be a favorite for me, especially at the price.