Ok, i'm giving this a high rating for two reasons: first, it tasted like liquified flourless chocolate cake, which is the best cake because it's rich and chocolatey and fatty without all of that useless flour-poison that Gwyneth Paltrow tells me I shouldn't eat if I want to look emaciated like her. Second, because on a Saturday night when Xbox One has ONCE AGAIN ruined date night this was like a platonic chocolate and alcohol hug. Some girls just eat Ben and Jerry's straight out of the container...